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Note that I do not answer the phone during sessions or unsocial hours so if you can't get through to me be patient and keep trying or send me a text requesting a call back.


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If your application was satisfactory I will reach out to you to discuss our session in more detail and confirm your session date and time. 


On the day of the session I will contact you via the phone number provided with my exact location. Please be punctual, not too early as I may still be sterilizing the playspace and not too late as this time will be subtracted from your session and I will have no choice but to deal with you accordingly. Make sure you notify me in adequate time of any minor delays and I may choose to be more lenient with your punishment.


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