Think you have what it takes?
Fill out the form below or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Note that I do not answer the phone during sessions or unsocial hours so if you can't get through to me be patient and keep trying or send me a text requesting a call back.
Complete required fields entirely. Incomplete application, one word answers, vague messages and bad manners will be ignored.
If your application was satisfactory I will reach out to you to discuss our session in more detail and confirm your session date and time.
On the day of the session I will contact you via the phone number provided with my exact location. Please be punctual, not too early as I may still be sterilizing the playspace and not too late as this time will be subtracted from your session and I will have no choice but to deal with you accordingly. Make sure you notify me in adequate time of any minor delays and I may choose to be more lenient with your punishment.